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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny — they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike it truly ARE idiots — of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the existential catchphrase, which itself is a cryptic reference to a classic epic. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well. 🎩

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L + ratio + you fell off + didn't ask + cope + touch grass + no maidens + the audacity + skill issue + go outside + get real

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OwO what's this?? *notices your message* uwu you have such a gweat taste in memes!! 🥺👉👈 pwease keep being awesome, the intewnet needs mowe people wike you uwu

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