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英文经典梗文
高智商才能看懂
嘲讽"优越感"的经典讽刺文
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny — they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike it truly ARE idiots — of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the existential catchphrase, which itself is a cryptic reference to a classic epic. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂
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我爷爷抽了一辈子烟
反转劝戒梗的祖师爷
My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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我再次请求你的支持
I am once again asking for your financial support.
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本视频由……赞助
赞助商口播的恶搞模板
This video is sponsored by a mobile game. It's one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of the year and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, epic battles and beautifully rendered champions. Use my code to get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program!
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该用户是已知钓鱼怪
⚠️ ATTENTION EVERYONE: This user is a KNOWN TROLL. Do NOT reply to this comment. Do NOT like this comment. Do NOT engage in any way. Simply scroll past. They feed on attention. Stay safe out there. ⚠️
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有品位的同道中人
Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well. 🎩
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社交网络梗文
鼓掌强调体
每个词之间插 👏 的强调句式
YOU 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 SCROLLING 👏 AND 👏 DRINK 👏 SOME 👏 WATER 👏 RIGHT 👏 NOW 👏
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Ratio 连招
L + ratio + you fell off + didn't ask + cope + touch grass + no maidens + the audacity + skill issue + go outside + get real
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没有人问体
No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Me at 3am:
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UwU 软萌体
OwO what's this?? *notices your message* uwu you have such a gweat taste in memes!! 🥺👉👈 pwease keep being awesome, the intewnet needs mowe people wike you uwu
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太可疑了（Among Us）
When the impostor is sus! 😳 I saw him vent in electrical with my own two eyes. Emergency meeting. RIGHT NOW. ⏰ Everyone get in here. He is acting EXTREMELY sus and I will not be voting myself thank you very much.
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圣诞树刷屏
节日聊天框刷屏专用
🌟 🎄 🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🟫 Merry Christmas! 🎁
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隆重宣布体
It is with great pleasure that I officially announce that I have absolutely nothing to announce. Thank you all for your attention during this difficult time. No further questions.
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节日祝福模板
新年祝福
群发拜年通用
🧨 新年快乐！ 愿你： 所求皆如愿，所行化坦途 多喜乐，长安宁 万事胜意，平安喜乐 🏮
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中秋祝福
🌕 月圆人团圆 愿你与重要的人 共赏一轮明月 中秋快乐，阖家幸福 🥮
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生日祝福
🎂 生日快乐！ 愿你眼里有光，心中有爱 所遇皆温柔，所求皆所愿 新的一岁，闪闪发光 ✨
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彩虹屁与废话文学
万能彩虹屁
你也太厉害了吧！ 这是人能做出来的事？ 上次见到这么优秀的人 还是在镜子里看到你的时候 ✨
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废话文学
听君一席话，如听一席话
听君一席话，如听一席话。 这事说难也不难，说简单也不简单。 据我所知，我所知不多。 如果你愿意多花一点时间，你就会花更多的时间。
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摸鱼宣言
＿(:3」∠)＿ 摸鱼不是不努力， 是为了用更饱满的状态 迎接下一次摸鱼。
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