📋 Copypasta
Klasyczne copypasty i gotowe szablony tekstów do czatów i mediów społecznościowych
Classic Copypastas
To Be Fair, You Have to Have a Very High IQ
The classic satire of intellectual gatekeeping
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny — they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike it truly ARE idiots — of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the existential catchphrase, which itself is a cryptic reference to a classic epic. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂
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My Grandfather Smoked His Whole Life
The legendary bait-and-switch PSA
My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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I Am Once Again Asking
I am once again asking for your financial support.
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This Video Is Sponsored By…
The sponsor segment parody
This video is sponsored by a mobile game. It's one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of the year and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, epic battles and beautifully rendered champions. Use my code to get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program!
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This User Is a Known Troll
⚠️ ATTENTION EVERYONE: This user is a KNOWN TROLL. Do NOT reply to this comment. Do NOT like this comment. Do NOT engage in any way. Simply scroll past. They feed on attention. Stay safe out there. ⚠️
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A Person of Culture
Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well. 🎩
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Social Media Pastas
Clap Emphasis
The 👏 between 👏 every 👏 word format
YOU 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 SCROLLING 👏 AND 👏 DRINK 👏 SOME 👏 WATER 👏 RIGHT 👏 NOW 👏
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L + Ratio
L + ratio + you fell off + didn't ask + cope + touch grass + no maidens + the audacity + skill issue + go outside + get real
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No One:
No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Me at 3am:
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UwU Speak
OwO what's this?? *notices your message* uwu you have such a gweat taste in memes!! 🥺👉👈 pwease keep being awesome, the intewnet needs mowe people wike you uwu
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When the Impostor Is Sus
When the impostor is sus! 😳 I saw him vent in electrical with my own two eyes. Emergency meeting. RIGHT NOW. ⏰ Everyone get in here. He is acting EXTREMELY sus and I will not be voting myself thank you very much.
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Christmas Tree Spam
For holiday chat spamming
🌟 🎄 🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🟫 Merry Christmas! 🎁
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Official Announcement
It is with great pleasure that I officially announce that I have absolutely nothing to announce. Thank you all for your attention during this difficult time. No further questions.
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